Monday, August 16, 2004
The Josh Paul Drinking Game
We watched Friday's game from the comfort of our home, and devised the following drinking game for people who don't like to drink. If you like to drink, you should reverse it. And I like Josh Paul, but still...
If Josh Paul actually catches and maintains control of a pitched baseball, drink
If Josh gets a hit, drink
If Josh throws out someone trying to steal, chug
If Josh participates in a successful play at the plate, chug
You come here for Jeff news, and I have none to offer. I went to Saturday's game, eschewing Friday's due to what I can only decide must be "delayed sympathetic back pain" and you won't ever see me at a day game because our seats are HOT and SUNNY! Anyway, Saturday was sadly lacking in any sort of Jeff action. There was some on Sunday, but just nothing particularly exciting. I did not miss AK this weekend, I didn't even notice he wasn't playing.
I like the new order. I'd actually forgotten that the batting order was something that could be changed.
If Josh Paul actually catches and maintains control of a pitched baseball, drink
If Josh gets a hit, drink
If Josh throws out someone trying to steal, chug
If Josh participates in a successful play at the plate, chug
You come here for Jeff news, and I have none to offer. I went to Saturday's game, eschewing Friday's due to what I can only decide must be "delayed sympathetic back pain" and you won't ever see me at a day game because our seats are HOT and SUNNY! Anyway, Saturday was sadly lacking in any sort of Jeff action. There was some on Sunday, but just nothing particularly exciting. I did not miss AK this weekend, I didn't even notice he wasn't playing.
I like the new order. I'd actually forgotten that the batting order was something that could be changed.
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